England's batting was pathetic. They gave it away like a cheap hooker (literally, in some cases).

Broad was one of the many English batsmen who gave it away by hooking cheaply.

Last night, England ended with a pathetic whimper as the last of the batsmen gave their wickets away. All the plaudits have been thrown at Mitchell Johnson's feet, but a quick glance at the score card shows England gave it away like a cheap slapper after too much Lambrini.

Broad 'the Fraud' takes the game to the Aussies

Australian fans make their feelings clear. Unfortunately for them, Stuart Broad is a Blo*dy Good Bowler

The man the Australians are calling Stuart Broad 'the Fraud' strikes a huge blow to their Ashes hopes with a wonderful bowling display taking 5 wickets for 65 on day 1 of the first test.