England's batting was pathetic. They gave it away like a cheap hooker (literally, in some cases).

Broad was one of the many English batsmen who gave it away by hooking cheaply.

Last night, England ended with a pathetic whimper as the last of the batsmen gave their wickets away. All the plaudits have been thrown at Mitchell Johnson's feet, but a quick glance at the score card shows England gave it away like a cheap slapper after too much Lambrini.

England drop the initiative

Carbbery's clanger will have disastrous consequences.

After melting in the furnace of the Gabba, England let the momentum shift away from them and they never recovered, whimpering to a pathetic defeat. Surely they wouldn't let the same happen again?

Pig in a Poke

The Australians are a fun crowd. When thinking about all the list of things you need to take to the Gabba for a hot day of cricket and sun someone came up with this list;

Broad 'the Fraud' takes the game to the Aussies

Australian fans make their feelings clear. Unfortunately for them, Stuart Broad is a Blo*dy Good Bowler

The man the Australians are calling Stuart Broad 'the Fraud' strikes a huge blow to their Ashes hopes with a wonderful bowling display taking 5 wickets for 65 on day 1 of the first test.